<div><strong><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">阿嬤喝喜酒</span></span></strong></div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div><strong><span style="font-family: 新細明體; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"><br /></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">一個阿嬤坐上計程車,說要到海霸王喝喜酒</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"> ...<br /><br /></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">計程車司機馬上利用車上的無線電回報已接到人:</span></span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;" lang="EN-US"><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">五么拐!!</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"> (517)<br /></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">五么拐!!</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"> (517)<br /><br /></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">聽到請回答! ……</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US">.<br /><br /></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">阿嬤聽到之後,對司機後腦杓一巴掌下去,氣呼呼的說:</span></span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;" lang="EN-US"><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">「蝦咪有妖怪</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US">( </span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">台語</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US"> )</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">!妖你去死啦!恁祖媽只是要去給人請,粉抹卡夠一點,說啥妖怪!」</span></span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;" lang="EN-US"><br /><br /></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">※◎</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US">?#@</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">?</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="EN-US">x</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN">!</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 華康儷金黑(P); font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;" lang="ZH-CN"> </span></span></strong></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div>